Are you a bitch?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E.,you
know…Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist”

The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K., you
know…Double Income, No Kids.”

The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B.
you know… Rich,Urban, Biker.”

They turn to the woman and ask
her, “What are you?’”

She replies: “I’m a W.I.F.E,you know… Wash, Iron,
Fetch, Etc.”

A second gal answers their question
before they even ask it, “B.I.T.C.H.”
What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.

“Babe In Total Control of Herself.”
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a “Bitch” SMILE,and say “Thank You!!”

Madonna Adoption Hearing Adjourned…

A coalition of rights groups desperate to stop Madonna’s adoption of Malawian tot David Banda will have to wait until next month to have their case heard after Friday’s hearing in the country was adjourned.

An alliance of 67 groups are challenging the interim adoption order granted to the singer last week and met in Lilongwe to protest the alleged rule-breaking which saw non-resident Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie fly David out of the country to their London home.

But Madonna’s Malawian lawyer Alan Chinula reports, “The hearing has been adjourned… for the judge to hear other parties involved.” Yohane Banda, the biological father of one-year-old David, was present at the hearing to protest moves to halt the adoption.

He fears the groups’ outrage may prompt the Material Girl to return the child to Malawi, where he warns he’d die from lack of food and medicine.